Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Commentary:🌹🤷♂️ "Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem's logic took a wrong turn… and ended up in a microwave! 🔄🔥" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Roses are red. I’m going to bed. Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight. Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.
