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If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

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Peeling a sweaty sports bra off counts as aerobic exercise, right?

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

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Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

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When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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Men make it so easy to hate them.

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Welcome to your 40s: that “teenager”over there is actually 27.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.