Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppRoses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Roses are red, violets are blue. Your parents are very disappointed in you. Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts. Roses are red. I’m going to bed. Actually, men should take the pill. It makes more sense to unload the gun than to shoot at a bulletproof vest. Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.