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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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“Date” is just another word for: Jeez, had I known that before, I would have stayed home.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

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You should be able to call out of work if your partner is so cozy and warm in the morning.

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We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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Vote for me and I’ll remove all the calories from cheese.

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Some people get it. Most people don’t.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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If you respond to emails and Teams messages quickly, you can get away with basically anything at work.

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If I have to look at any more spreadsheets today, you’re gonna have to spread my ashes.