Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Witty quote about running highlighting the humorous pain versus comfort comparison.

Commentary:
"Running: the only sport that makes you question your life choices mid-stride ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜… #RunnerProblems"



Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Funny Quotes Images

Updated

Users Online

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ has downloaded:

Being gracefully insane is the only way to survive lifeโ€™s daily bullshit.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has shared:

You can get addicted to a certain kind of swagness.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡พ has shared:

I wish anxiety came with french fries.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

A dating app for people who are shy called Mumble.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has bookmarked:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ has downloaded:

Crazy how many organs in your body are dedicated to the poopification of dinner.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ has viewed:

Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ has shared:

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง has copied:

Life is just a series of Sopranos references with some other things mixed in.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น has bookmarked:

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

ยฉ 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with โค๏ธ in Sydney โ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด