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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Hello bedtime my old friend, my brain is laughing once again.

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Just cleaned my room in case Beyoncé was somewhere close to my house and her car broke down, and she needed somewhere to sleep.

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Shoutout to everyone pretending to have it together. Same.

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I’m lazy and chubby. I love food, naps, and coffee. I don’t like Mondays, people, and exercise. I never thought I would grow up to be Garfield.

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Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

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If you fall asleep long enough, the steering wheel gives you a pillow.

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My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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Peak delusion is believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.

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Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you.

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You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

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I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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Old people get so mad when you’re young and tired.

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The problem with meal prep is you have to eat the meal that you prepped.

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I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

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Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up, we had to manually roll up our car windows.

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Dance like China isn’t watching.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

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Things I don’t want in my future house: An angry man.

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My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

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I’m not superstitious because it brings bad luck.

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The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher.

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Maybe this is the Windows software update that changes everything for me.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

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There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

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Getting left on read really gives me perspective on what Nigerian princes go through.

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Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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Quitting my job to focus on staying inside.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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