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Men invented pool tables so they could watch each other bend over.

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Can’t, trying to piece together today’s news from social media posts.

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Damn girl, are you a plate of microwaved leftovers? Because you’re hot on the outside and cold on the inside.

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The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

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I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

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Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

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If Monday were available for purchase at IKEA, it would be called “Fekking Hell”.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)