Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.” Commentary:Looks like Santa is trading his milk and cookies for something a bit stronger this year! 🎅🥃 Who knew St. Nick was into the hard stuff? Maybe that's the real secret behind his jolly demeanor! 😄🍪 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk. Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing. Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight. What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys. Using my one phone call to call Santa.