Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

My toxic trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

I think you misunderstood – when I said, “Let me look into it,” that meant, “I don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has shared:

Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has downloaded:

Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.