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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop ta…

Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop ta…

Commentary:
"Ah, the shooting star, nature's celestial do not disturb sign! 🌠✨ May all unwanted conversations be vaporized as swiftly as that star streaks across the night sky. Let the peace and quiet begin! 🤫🚀"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged everyone, humor, introvert, me, saw, shooting, shooting star, solitude, star, stop, stop talking, talking, wish on Jan 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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