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  • Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.
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  • Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.
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  • If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.