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"Ah, the shooting star, nature's celestial do not disturb sign! 🌠✨ May all unwanted conversations be vaporized as swiftly as that star streaks across the night sky. Let the peace and quiet begin! 🤫🚀"

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81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

94 shares on Messenger this month:

Just waiting for my laundry to be done so I can pop it in the dryer and forget about it again.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

I’ve been a main character since birth.

81 shares on Twitch this month:

Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

68 shares on WeChat this month:

People who accuse me of delusions of grandeur, obviously don’t worship me enough.

51 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

29 shares on Snapchat this month:

Did anyone else use grocery bags as textbook covers, or was I just that poor?

55 shares on Threads this month:

I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

Dear Snapchat memory, that’s not my friend anymore.

25 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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Why spend like $300 Dollars on a pair of shoes? Do you know how many chicken nuggets you can buy with that money?

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I can’t believe Halloween was 10 pounds ago.

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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I was blinded by a goddamn deer with a shiny red nose… No, officer, I haven’t been drinking.

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“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

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It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

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I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

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You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

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Shared recently on X:

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Just landed via Telegram:

I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Life is short, flirt with me!

Just landed via Instagram:

Y’all are single because y’all are looking for 90’s love in this sick generation.

Spotted on Threads:

A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent.

Going viral on Telegram:

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Breaking via Telegram:

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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Saw a shooting star and made a wish for everyone to stop talking to me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

It’s quite ironic that “strap on,” backwards, spells “no parts.”

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Sometimes you have to sit back and imagine what life could be if it wasn’t a horrifying nightmare.

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

That little stroll to the coffee maker makes me happy every morning.

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