Scrolling the feed as a mature person, not judging anybody.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I tried yoga once. I pulled a hamstring and my dignity.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has viewed:

If your problem can’t be fixed by coffee, tequila or sex then I’m out of advice.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I’m having an orange, and the dogs keep looking at me like, “stop eating that ball, dude.”

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Put my too-weak notice in at the gym.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has viewed:

“I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I’m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.