Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives. Commentary:Ah yes, selfish people: predictably unpredictable since forever! ๐๐ฎ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them. I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish. The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child. My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor. Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.
