Selfish people are my favorite because you never have to guess their motives. Posted onJan 22, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Ah yes, selfish people: predictably unpredictable since forever! ๐๐ฎ Related funny posts ๐ Iโm really good at compromising as long as I get my way. People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix. Blocking isnโt enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side. โBluetooth or Insane?โ is a fun game we all play when we see a lone person speaking out loud in public. Listen to the birds, not the news.