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Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

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When your best insult is as empty as your fruit basket πŸŒ³πŸπŸš«πŸ‘ Carry on, noble tree! πŸƒπŸ˜„

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, carry, comeback, coming, confidence, fruit, humor, me, never, phase, shade, tree on Sep 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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