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- I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
- Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
- HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.
- I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.
- All the smart people at the office are worried about being replaced by A.I., but not me. I’m safe until they invent Artificial Stupidity.