Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a …

Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

Commentary:
Don’t fret, you must just be too speedy for them to catch up! 🏃‍♂️🦅 Just remember to practice your heel-toe dance moves in case they try to swoop in for a high-five! 😉

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