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I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

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They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

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Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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How long are you allowed to hide in the bathroom during family visits?

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Looks like it’s just you and me tonight, family size Toblerone.

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That awkward moment between birth and death.

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No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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The worst person you know is studying psychology.

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Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

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Need someone to feed me Doritos while I read, so I don’t mess up the pages. No weirdos.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

I hate hotel bath towels. So thick and fluffy, I can’t even close my suitcase.

They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Don’t buy me flowers. A bouquet of KitKats will suffice.

Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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If Shakespeare were being born today, he’d be “Shaxxespyr.”

The people who are $30 trillion in debt are giving you a credit score.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Vaginally speaking, he seems nice.

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

“I’m too young to be forgetting why I walked into a room.”

The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

I wish there was a nicer way to say “my natural tendency to spot patterns is making me feel very uncomfortable about you”.

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian.

Is it possible to die of horniness? Asking for a friend.

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I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

I was about to organise my closet, but I then I found what I was looking for.

Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

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