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Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

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Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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My last straw is way longer than I thought.

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Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

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I think it is mandatory, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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Plot twist: a Mission Impossible movie where the mission is in fact impossible.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Am I just an Untitled Document to you?

Making waves on Facebook:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Shoutout to everyone who works hard to support their dog’s extravagant lifestyle.

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

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People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

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My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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You call it nagging, I call it ‘listen to what I said the first time!’

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Going from summer clothes to winter clothes: “Okay!” Going from winter clothes to summer clothes: “I AM NOT READY!”

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Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!

10 shares on Threads this month:

A mustache is just mouth bangs.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

Don’t let anyone treat you like a red flag, you’re the whole damn red carpet, baby.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

78 shares on X this month:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

93 shares on Facebook this month:

I love when I clean my whole apartment just to sit in it like a Victorian widow waiting for bad news.

71 shares on Discord this month:

Being bi means you say both yay and bruh.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

82 shares on Reddit this month:

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

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Someone from 🇮🇪 has viewed:

Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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Icarus loved hot wings.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has bookmarked:

I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

Plants are like “I’ll have a light lunch.”

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Did you get the telepathic message I sent earlier?

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

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Going viral on Telegram:

Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

Shared recently on X:

People at the library need to learn how to be quiet. Some of us are trying to beatbox over here.

Live now on Reddit:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t know when people started calling hot dogs ‘glizzys,’ but I hate it, and you all need to stop immediately.

Live now on Threads:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

Going viral on Twitch:

“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

Going viral on Discord:

The day after Christmas is a dangerous morning to be a microwave.

Going bananas on Snapchat:

So tired of looking in my wallet and not finding $10,000

Breaking via Messenger:

Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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Having a nicotine addiction is basically just adding a new base layer to Maslow’s hierarchy for no reason.

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