Shut up brain, I wasn’t even talking to me. Commentary:"Classic case of brain, always butting in uninvited! 🧠🤐 Just a friendly reminder to mind your own neurons, buddy 😂 #InnerMonologueIssues" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up, and subtitles come out my face. I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself. If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up. I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself. Coffee doesn’t even work on me anymore. I just drink it because the taste tricks my brain into thinking I’m a functioning adult.
