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Following the teachings of Master Fuk Yu: because sometimes, a little ancient wisdom goes a long way (especially in rush hour traffic)! 😂🚗💬

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My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.

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We must all do our part for the planet. The other day I unplugged a row of electric cars nobody was using.

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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“Do something with your life.” Um, I am. Have you heard of a little thing called squandering?

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I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

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I’m not well rested. Sleeping Beauty was well rested.

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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st.

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Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

Another beautiful day without using sin, tan and cos.

As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.

Next time I die, I’m going to make sure I’m reincarnated someplace other than Earth.

Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally text them, and they will respond.

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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I’m a comedian. My pronouns are ha/ha.

For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

If sex was real, I think I would’ve had it by now.

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense.

I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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