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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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I’m at that point on a Monday where no.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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My dad thought Siri would be more helpful finding a lemon ricotta recipe if he used an Italian accent.

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I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

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There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.