Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

36 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

48 shares on Telegram this month:

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

74 shares on Pinterest this month:

You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

89 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

54 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.