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"Ah, sledding – the exhilarating thrill of zooming down a snowy hill, followed by the not-so-fun cardio workout of trudging back up! ⛄️🛷 Who knew that winter sports came with a built-in leg day? 😅 #SleddingStruggles"

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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75 shares on Snapchat this month:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

84 shares on Discord this month:

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

40 shares on YouTube this month:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not humiliating myself here for 3 likes. 10 maybe but not 3.

11 shares on Slack this month:

It was so hot today, I thought I was going to be cremated.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

20 shares on X this month:

Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

11 shares on WeChat this month:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

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Someone from 🇵🇱 has viewed:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

If your coffee shop has a passive-aggressive ‘no Wi-Fi, pretend it’s the old days’ sign, I’m gonna smoke in there and pay 50 cents for coffee.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has bookmarked:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Someone from 🇲🇦 has shared:

Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has bookmarked:

Nice to finally get back that hour they stole earlier this year.

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Going viral on Facebook:

Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

Shared recently on X:

I really admire the suns ability to be exactly where my car’s visor can’t block it out.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Before the internet, people thought that there was only one idiot per town. We were so wrong.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

Live now on Telegram:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

Just shared via Reddit:

You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

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Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

My stress stresses me out to the point where I’m too stressed to deal with my stress.

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

I’m sick of living through history!

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