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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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Starting my period on election day because I’m a true patriot who bleeds for this country.

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God, please — if you don’t want someone to love me, at least make me a millionaire.

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Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

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The problem is that you are in the dating pool when the other fish are in the ocean.

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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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To the person who stole my place in the queue. I’m after you now.