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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

Commentary:
Well, that's one way to look at it! 🥓🚬 Who knew combining two deadly vices could result in a miracle cure? 😂 Just be sure to smoke your bacon responsibly, folks! #BadIdeasGoneGood

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bacon, cure, food, health, humor, irony, kill, smoking on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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