💾 Save Image Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it. Jan 26, 2025 / Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Well, that's one way to look at it! 🥓🚬 Who knew combining two deadly vices could result in a miracle cure? 😂 Just be sure to smoke your bacon responsibly, folks! #BadIdeasGoneGood Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger!” Oh, it’s ok, you can just kill me next time. Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: bacon, cure, food, health, humor, irony, kill, smoking
