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Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

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“I’m not dramatic. I just react with the intensity of a Shakespearean widow at all times.”

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Roses are red. Daisies are white. I’m in a grumpy mood. My underwear is too tight.

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Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

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One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

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I need to consult the woods about this.