Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Fishing for compliments like “I’m a mess in this photo that I took all morning to get the right angle and filter and after 50 selfies this is me”.
  • All mushrooms are edible. Some only once.
  • Did the people you had a crush on always like you back or are you funny?
  • Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.
  • It’s always fun listening to someone’s lie when you already know the truth.
  • I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.