So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed. Posted onSep 22, 2023Oct 5, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSo grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own. My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off. I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast. You don’t know your own leg strength until you’re kicking the end of a hotel tucked bed sheet. I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.