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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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When I trip, I always look back to see who or what did it, because it couldn’t have possibly been my fault.

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The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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