Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’ Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just waiting for the Ghost of Email-Pausers to reduce my holiday inbox overload! 🎄👻📧 Related funny posts 😂 I was actually doing so well until your email found me. I hope this email kills us both. I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty. When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down. Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.