Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement. Commentary:I've heard of living paycheck to paycheck, but this is a whole new level of urgency! 🚽😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too. The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off. Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there. You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house. I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest.