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Half princess, half menace.

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Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

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Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

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If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

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Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.

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Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you.

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My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

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Another day of waking up cute instead of wealthy, so I guess I have to go to work.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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And is this “year-end bonus” in the room with us right now?

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I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

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I wonder if the sun also takes pictures of humanity going down?

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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My main career goal at the moment is to find a big bag of money in the woods.

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Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

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If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out.

Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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Witty quote about people resembling sunsets—beautiful afar, risky near—humorous and insightful.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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Welcome to parenting! The only hobbies you have left are the ones you can do in the bathroom.

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If she wants the moon, you get her the moon.

95 shares on WeChat this month:

I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake.

63 shares on X this month:

People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

49 shares on Slack this month:

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

82 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

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The problem with believing that nothing matters except you, is that eventually everyone will just leave you alone to take extra special care of yourself.

40 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Not to brag but there are so many movies out there that have watched me sleep.

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Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

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I wrote a book. It’s a murder mystery. You’re in it but only for the first couple of chapters.

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The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

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I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.

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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

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I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

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Why do boys never buy the Pro Max iPhones? I swear it’s only girls with big phones.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

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Who is praying on my downfall right now and can you stop?

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My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.

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And for my next trick, I’m going to miss you in a million unspoken ways.

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I miss when The Weeknd was making sex-addict-on-drugs music.

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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped.

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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

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Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Using Twitter as a semi-vague posting journal for memory purposes.

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

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