Some people are storms dressed like sunsets. Beautiful from a distance. Dangerous up close.

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“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

A dating app to meet other people with low IQ called OK Stupid.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

If you’re wondering how motherhood is going, I’m watching a TV show and someone is in traction with a full body cast and I sighed and said “That looks so relaxing”

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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“And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has shared:

“Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The most incredible thing about James Bond is the way he can walk into any hotel room and immediately know how to use the shower.

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Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.