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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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Just because I’m up sharing posts at 7 a.m. doesn’t mean I’m up. Don’t call my phone.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

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According to my kids’ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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Instead of likes, we should get a little kiss.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.