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"Seems like the concept of 'wine budget' was lost in translation for this person 🍷⏳ Next time, maybe they’ll stick to the 'price tag' rather than 'time spent' approach 😄⏳ #TimeIsNotMoney"

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Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

5 months ago

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

1 month ago

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

2 months ago

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“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

2 months ago

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Whenever І wake up and see that someone has wrіtten a bunch of funny posts before noon, І assume they are a mornіng drіnker.

3 months ago

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Reading fanfics is so fun, I wish romantic attraction was real.

3 weeks ago

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

96 shares on Reddit this month:

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

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Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme casual attire.

85 shares on YouTube this month:

Totally forgot my demands now that I’ve strapped this ticking bomb to my chest.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

After cooking show a dishwashing show with same host but kind of drunk.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

28 shares on X this month:

Those security guards at the Samsung store are Guardians of the Galaxy.

83 shares on Telegram this month:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

46 shares on X this month:

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Sex is great, but have you ever had your alarm go off and then realize you don’t have to get up today?

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That one unemployed roommate who gets a package every day.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has copied:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has viewed:

Rent really don’t make no sense. Like, why is my apartment getting a raise every year? Who is doing the performance review?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

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Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Can y’all just post your therapist’s advice in the comments so I don’t have to go?

Trending via Snapchat:

A micromanager is someone you pay to watch your top talent walk away.

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My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Live now on Facebook:

I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

Live now on Telegram:

Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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Be the one that gets asked to remove the hockey mask, during a conference call, on Friday the 13th.

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now.

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Every time I want to use a big word that I just know the meaning of, I Google it first, just in case.

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