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- I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit.
- It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.
- The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.
- If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.
- I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.