Someone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppSomeone asked me how much I normally spend on a bottle of wine. Answering “usually an hour” wasn’t the right answer. I know this now. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I always have a cheap bottle of wine in the house in case any family visit. It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney. The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes. If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends. I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.
