Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole. Commentary:"Oh, the sweet symphony of sorry and asphalt serenading each other! 🚗🕳️ Should we call it 'Car-tic' behavior or just 'Pothole-tic' confession?" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole? I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”. Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something. Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving. When I’m behind a slow car, I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see that it isn’t my fault.