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"Oh, the sweet symphony of sorry and asphalt serenading each other! 🚗🕳️ Should we call it 'Car-tic' behavior or just 'Pothole-tic' confession?"

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Despite all my rage, I still keep refreshing the page.

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I lied, there is no sex. You’re helping me repot plants.

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All day I think about sleep but when it’s time to go to bed I don’t wanna.

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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Damaged inside, but outside we keep it gangsta.

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Coming back to your own bed after a few days away is peak coziness.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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I am not “quiet quitting”, I am suffering from third-degree burnout.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

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My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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Walmart was wild as hell today, so I fit right in.

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The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

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Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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As long as you’re still fishing fruit flies out of your drink, you’re not drunk.

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December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.

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Eating the rest of the donuts will keep me from eating donuts tomorrow. My logic is flawless.

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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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We’d never met, or even spoken, but I could tell just from gazing into her pale blue eyes I had stepped on her toe.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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