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You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

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I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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Doctors are always giving me Ibuprofen. Man, give me something I can sell.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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My train of thought derailed. There were no survivors.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.