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  • I like to play this fun game while I clean out the fridge called what is this, how long has it been in here and how do I kill it?
  • I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.
  • My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.
  • I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.
  • “Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.
  • Our house is so messy that if we ever disappeared, the police would have no idea if there were “signs of a struggle”.