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I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

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When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Maybe the real American dream is the debt we collected along the way.

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But have you tried getting slow neck kisses and soft ear whispers about it?

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I personally get offended when rain is referred to as “bad weather.”

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

When buying presents I like to think, what would Jesus have got you? So yeah, enjoy your fish sandwich.

Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel.

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

I have a brain that wants to be alone, and a heart that wants to be loved.

Have you tried just not thinking about it? Like, ever again?

A lot of men actually do forgive cheating, as long as their homies don’t know.

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When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.

What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.

I’m not bothered if you don’t like me, awesomeness isn’t for everyone.

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