Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

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Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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You’ve never burned music to a CD, and it shows.

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“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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The difference between a hippo and a zippo is that one is really heavy and the other is a little lighter. Thank you and good night.

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My biggest fear is waking up and being in the Renaissance era or something. Imagine having the knowledge of hot dogs but lacking the tools to make them.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.

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Take your days off, these jobs don’t care about you.