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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.

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Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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Why did they call it K-pop and not Seoul music?

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My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.