Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you. Posted on14 hours ago14 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your phone's a magnet and maturity strikes at the wrong time 😂📱💬 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012. Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later. Not texting back is only ok when I do it. Instead of writing letters, let’s wait a week before texting each other back so it still feels like it. Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.