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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

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“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

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Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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I’ve never seen a Cybertruck with anyone in the passenger seat.

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I’m getting targeted ads about chin fat and I’m offended by the relevance.

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Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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A real smart TV would increase the volume when you started eating chips.

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I am not in a good place, geographically.

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that things will get better.

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Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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I was actually a little too thankful yesterday so today I’m going to even it out with some ungratefulness and entitlement.

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I already know how it will end. One of my children will unplug my life support to charge their phone.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.

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Old enough to know better. Young enough to do it anyway.

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Cats spend two-thirds of their lives sleeping, and the other third making viral videos.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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I hate commas. It’s not my job to tell you when you breathe. Work it out, you’re a grown adult.

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Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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Are you okay, babe? You’ve barely moved in mysterious ways recently.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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The problem with rich people is that I am not one.

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

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As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

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Sorry I’m late. I was in the car waiting for my song to end.

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You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

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