Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally, a deal my wallet can fully support! 🤑💸 #FrugalGenius #ShopaholicDetox" Related funny posts 😂 By the way, if you don’t buy anything on Black Friday, you can save up to 100%. My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread. My wallet is empty, just like my soul. The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again. Can it still be an emotional support animal if the animal doesn’t want to participate? Asking for my cat.