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Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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If I could do it all over again, I would ruin my life differently. I have new ideas.

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Before I die, I’m going to arrange for a friend to take my phone, and after the funeral, text everybody to say “thanks for coming” and other assorted messages of appreciation.

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At my age, you check a friend’s Facebook page to make sure they’re still alive before wishing them a happy birthday.

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“Some men go months without being hugged.” Okay, then they should just hug each other.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.