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  • Not to brag, but I was unhinged way before it was cool.
  • In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.
  • Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.
  • My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.
  • Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.
  • Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.