Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Commentary:
"Stepping on the scale and realizing that all your wisdom and inner beauty are definitely weighing you down, literally! 🤣⚖️ Who knew being a deep thinker would have such a heavy impact on the scale? #WorthIt"

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