Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light. Posted on1 day ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Stepping on the scale and realizing that all your wisdom and inner beauty are definitely weighing you down, literally! 🤣⚖️ Who knew being a deep thinker would have such a heavy impact on the scale? #WorthIt" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. If caterpillars are able to sleep for a long time and come out prettier, why cant I? Declined stepping on the scale at the doctor’s office because no one needs that kind of negativity in her life. Does everyone’s inner monologue have a laugh track? ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.