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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

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My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

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I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

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Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

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You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

22 shares on TikTok this month:

My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

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You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

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I’m a good listener. If you’re interesting.

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

35 shares on Messenger this month:

Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk.

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You can just enjoy kombucha. You don’t need to go on a tirade about cleansing your gut.

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Nothing is complicated when you’re simple-minded like me.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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It’s so funny how every true crime documentary eventually devolves into a story about how the police botched the entire investigation.

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In the autumn there are two types of creatures who collect acorns: squirrels and toddlers.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Daffodil totally sounds like an insult, you blooming daffodil.

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All my favorite activities involve a mattress.

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If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

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“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

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Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes.

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Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

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My OnlyFans is just me loading the dishwasher correctly.

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I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

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“Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.

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Taking yesterday’s bad mood on a multi-day tour.

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Here’s what I’ve learned since I’ve been on social media: I’m not nearly as disturbed as I thought I was.

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Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

If you bring an acoustic guitar to a bonfire, I’m going to assume it’s for fuel.

My dad told my sister’s new boyfriend to stand at the end of the picture so he can crop him out whenever she dumps him.

I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

Is there anyone here old enough to remember when typing was a class in high school?

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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