Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’
  • I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.
  • The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.
  • I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.
  • I miss being the age where the most devastating thing in the world was when my sandwiches got cut into squares instead of triangles.
  • I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.