Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Started from the bottom and I'm still ain't shit.

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“Well, at least you’re consistent in your journey from the bottom! 😂 Keep aiming high, you’ll get there eventually! 🚀 #PerseveranceGoals”

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