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Walking into someone’s house with healthy, thriving houseplants everywhere: “Oh, I see you dabble in witchcraft!”

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Runners who smoke need to pick a side.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

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Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.

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If you comment to say “No comment,” you have, in fact, commented.

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My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you talk on speakerphone in public, everyone around you hates you.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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There should be a day between Sunday and Monday called Hang on a Second.

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Sitting with my legs really wide to experiment with gender.