Starting to think business is standing on me. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to figure out if I'm the CEO or just the office chair 🪑🤣 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night. I’m starting to think the voice in my head doesn’t like me very much. When someone asks me why I’m in a wheelchair, I want to say something ridiculous like, “I’m not standing up until I’ve saved a million.” People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up? Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up.
