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“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You s…

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You s…

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Oh great, now I can add "professional advice giver" to my imaginary resume! 🤔📚😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, am, book, cure, frustration, humor, i, sarcasm, should, stop, thank, thinking on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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