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A marriage is about solving problems together, you know, those problems you wouldn’t have if you were single.

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The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.