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Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

“I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

Someone from 🇦🇴 has shared:

I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

When women get to a certain weight, you’ll notice they change their social media profile pictures to flowers, cats, or dogs.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

The sweater is an item of clothing that a child has to wear when parents are cold.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

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Trending via LinkedIn:

The older I get, the more I realize how much I love being at home, doing nothing.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Nothing ruins your weekend faster than remembering Monday is lurking in the shadows.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I came, I saw, I was disappointed, so I left.

Trending via TikTok:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Making waves on Slack:

That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I remember sex. That was cool.

Just landed via TikTok:

I don’t know much about women, but they love containers that hold smaller containers.

Making waves on Reddit:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

“Stop thinking about it.” Wow, thank you, I am cured. You should write a book.

Witty text about overthinking, humorously suggesting writing a book to stop thinking.
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80 shares on X this month:

The worst part about being drunk and seeing double is when you realize it’s just one slice of pizza.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

Guy in front of me at the movies was reading the popcorn Wikipedia page while he was eating popcorn.

24 shares on Pinterest this month:

My boss said he likes how I remain so calm under pressure. Can’t tell him it’s because I don’t give a shit.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

52 shares on Threads this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

73 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

The amount of people who “find God” after doing something evil needs to be studied.

33 shares on X this month:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

67 shares on TikTok this month:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time?

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It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

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You can always tell it’s Monday because nobody’s smiling.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

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Why are they called “grammar Nazis” and not “the Gestypo”?

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Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

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I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has shared:

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has shared:

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

The only difference between hungry and horny is where you insert the cucumber.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

Babies first steal your glasses and then bite your nose. I don’t know where they get their reputation.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has viewed:

My favorite body lotion is Voltaren.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has viewed:

I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

Me: “I should treat myself to something.” My bank account: “Dream on.”

Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You can’t have both.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

Going viral on Messenger:

I need a vaccine against overthinking.

Just landed via Messenger:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Trending via Messenger:

I haven’t been with anyone in 3 years. I feel sorry for my next boyfriend. He might not make it through the day.

Breaking via Telegram:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Breaking via Facebook:

Could someone please come over here and be the adult? I’m too tired.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in such a way that they look forward to the journey.

Making waves on Reddit:

It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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