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"Oh, taking action? You mean like taking out the trash or taking on responsibility? 🙄 Yeah, that sounds about as fun as taking a nap… Wait, actually, taking a nap sounds way better. 😂 #ProcrastinationQueen"

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37 shares on X this month:

Took a personality test and the results just said “uh-oh”

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Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

13 shares on YouTube this month:

I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

65 shares on X this month:

My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”

76 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Apple Music has better sound quality!” Okay, but my entire life is on Spotify, my playlists are my children.

68 shares on Telegram this month:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

17 shares on Twitch this month:

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my cake.

15 shares on Telegram this month:

I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

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Sorry, can’t make it, just remembered I don’t want to.

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I’m no doctor but I’m pretty sure this Santa-shaped chocolate oughta settle my stomach.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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Sometimes it’s not a secret, it’s just none of your business.

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I’m a fully functional adult with the energy levels of a hibernating bear.

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I’m pretending to be a hot girl on Tinder so I can match with my roommate and tell him I’m coming over, so he’ll clean the apartment.

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Humans can accomplish so much, unless it’s parking at a shopping center during the holidays.

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It’s perfectly normal if you want to watch an actor’s entire filmography because you find them attractive. Don’t let anyone stop you.

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They should build a separate grocery store for people who have actually purchased food before, know how to push a cart, and possess at least an ounce of spatial awareness.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

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Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

After Michael Jordan joined a religious order, he was known as Air Friar.

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

Trying to explain that I’m fascinated by Japan for wood joinery reasons and not nerd or pervert reasons.

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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