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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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Women do not snore. The sound they make at night is just the rewinding of the vocal cords.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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Restaurant toilets are dangerous! So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished.

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If you gain 4 pounds in one weekend, that just means you’re an overachiever.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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My favorite color is money.

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Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

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Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right?