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🎄🤪 Not sure if this is a prank or just a new way to spread holiday cheer at work! "Are you joining this meeting?" text could either spark confusion or laughter, or maybe even a frantic search for a missing meeting invite! Either way, it's the season of surprises, right? 😂 #OfficeHolidayShenanigans

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

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No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

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Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

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Pleasing everyone, that’s impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

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In the 90s, you’d always find your way to some stranger’s house.

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The more you embrace your crazy side, the more fun life becomes.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

I can relate to America, because I too am about to enter a depression.

Enjoy the time between diapers!

I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

No wine. No peace. Know wine. Know peace.

Lego bricks are classic educational toys. You step on them once and you can do ballet.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Got my dog microchipped, so if he runs away, I can just press a button, and he’ll explode.

If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

Best friends: they know how crazy you are but still choose to be seen in public with you.

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I’m just trying to have a nice time despite knowing facts and information.

Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

That Coldplay CEO guy was held more accountable than the president.

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

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I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

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I found out my husband was cheating on me at a Linkin Park concert. We tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn’t even matter.

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

I only accept apologies in cash.

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