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Someone from 🇳🇪 has bookmarked:

(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at.

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True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

One of the most disappointing things is when you get a severe thunderstorm warning, and there is no severe thunderstorm.

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I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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We are talking about how beautiful and cool you are behind your back.

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I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If you tell me to make myself at home, I’m going to ask you to leave.

Live now on Instagram:

My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Just shared via YouTube:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

Going viral on TikTok:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I’ve sacrificed a sheep.

Trending via Slack:

On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

Shared recently on Instagram:

I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I haven’t had sex in so long, I forgot how to moan, what if I mess up and bark?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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That awkward moment, when all eyes are on the bride, but your son is the groom.

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🤵👀👰 The classic case of motherly mixed feelings — caught between being proud of your son and feeling slightly overlooked at the same time! Don't worry, Mom, you still hold a special place in his heart. Just remember, all eyes might be on the bride, but your son will always be your little boy! 💕 #MotherOfTheGroomDilemma

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Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Someone from 🇸🇳 has viewed:

Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has bookmarked:

If you occasionally blow on your bourbon during a Zoom meeting, the other folks will think you’re enjoying a hot cup of tea.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has bookmarked:

Hold music is annoyingly scratchy and repetitive on purpose, so you will hang up and stop bothering them.

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Making waves on YouTube:

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Trending via Snapchat:

50 shades of single.

Spotted on Telegram:

She’s a 10, but she says ‘Orwellian’ when it’s clearly ‘Kafkaesque”.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

The worst thing you can do while cleaning is sit down for a minute.

Making waves on TikTok:

Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If a zombie and vampire bite each other, who turns who?

Going viral on TikTok:

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I love saying “why would I lie” when I’m lying.

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THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

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