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If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

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If I was Snow White, you wouldn’t get me with an apple. You’d have to poison a taco or something.

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Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

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Friends are God’s way of apologizing to us for our families.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.