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"Ah, the joys of adulting! Who knew that a 30-minute lunch break could feel like an eternity compared to the looming 30-year work sentence ahead? 😂 Hang in there, just think of all the extra coffee breaks you'll have in those 30 years! ☕️💪"

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

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Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

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Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

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“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

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Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

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I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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To me, essential oils are what drips out of tacos.

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French is bullshit. They keep changing the translation of ‘soup du jour’ each day.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

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The sun is so successful because it has the perfect bedtime and morning routines.

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When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud.

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FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

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I always take responsibility for my actions when there is no one else around to blame.

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Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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You just can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.

I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

There should be bloopers at the end of horror movies, so it relaxes you before bedtime.

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I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Just told my cat I’d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end, and tomorrow to start.

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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Wine shopping is 10% grape variety and 90% “ooohh, this one has a pretty label.”

Referring to normal shoes as non-bowling shoes.

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

“Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd.

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

I enjoy excess, but only in moderation.

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