That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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Please hesitate to get in touch with me.

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When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

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Spoiler alert: Eventually you will pay a price for the way you treated people.

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even though they know you’re slightly cracked.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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Of course I wrote a grocery list. I carefully wrote it all down and then didn’t bring it with me, like my mother and her mother before her.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.