“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average? I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm? My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help. My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough. I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.