β€œThe average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

β€œThe average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they've got nothing else to do.

Commentary:
Well, well, well… If reading 52 books a year is what it takes to become a CEO, sign me up! 📚💼 But let’s be real, who has the time for all that reading when you’re too busy running the show? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe we should all start aiming for that corner office so we can finally catch up on our reading goals too! 📈📖 #CEOgoals

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