Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Okay, this is getting ridiculous. It can’t just be the one guy. It’s gotta be a group of people pooping my son’s diaper.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has shared:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

I only look up to people that are taller than me and really that’s about the extent of it.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Whoops, lost myself for about eight years there.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I honestly have no idea what a vitamin is. It’s in a banana but it’s also the sun? Sure.