The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThe best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work? People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there. The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home. I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.