The best thing about work is the coffee machine and the drive home.

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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Spewing nonsense online is the most fun a depressed person is allowed to have in these twisted times.

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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I’ll find a cell mate before I’ll ever find a soulmate.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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Therapy isn’t enough. I need to be electrocuted and get my memory erased.