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  • Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!
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  • Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.
  • “Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.