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"Who needs expensive gifts when you have family drama to entertain you? 🎁💥 Let the battle of wills begin, and say goodbye to that holiday shopping list! 😂👊"

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13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

17 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

25 shares on Threads this month:

Tequila won’t fix your life, but it’s worth a shot.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t give up on your dreams. Go back to bed.

13 shares on X this month:

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.

64 shares on Facebook this month:

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

78 shares on Discord this month:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

10 shares on Threads this month:

It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

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Who’s your favorite horror director? Mine’s God.

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You should be able to call in sad to work.

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If trees offered Wi-Fi, we would plant more of them. Too bad they only produce this oxygen thing.

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There should be a website where you post your wishes, and rich people who don’t know what to do with their money give you an anonymous gift.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

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At the grocery store, progressively booing louder as the clerk scans each item.

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Before ball parks were invented there was pretty much no way to give someone a rough estimate.

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Some people graduate with honors, I am just honored to graduate.

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Saving up ketchup packets in the fridge so I can one day open my own restaurant.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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Taking the day off to brush up on conspiracy theories and really get this Thanksgiving party started.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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My cat runs a secret cult. I just pay the rent.

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Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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The best time to start a family fight is now. It gets you out of buying relatives gifts.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Will probably never be loved, but I have to send emails, so I can’t really think about that right now.

I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

I just start doing the Macarena when I want to end conversations now.

I think probably the reason some people look better at 30 than at 20 is because they’re wealthier.

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

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