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- I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.
- Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.
- I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.
- Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.
- I’m planning to save money on Christmas gifts this year by wrapping up all the toys my toddler dropped behind the couch.