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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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You want me to attend a work meeting? The thing that killed Julius Caesar?

73 shares on Discord this month:

Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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All we needed to be happy in the 90s was music and cigarettes.

41 shares on Telegram this month:

I like it when someone feeds me their food without me asking. I feel like a part of my inner child heals.

53 shares on Messenger this month:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

What’s my net worth? Buddy, I don’t own a net.

21 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

22 shares on Reddit this month:

Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice.

36 shares on Twitch this month:

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents’ house.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

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My spirit animal is a sloth on its fourth nap of the day!

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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“Are you seeing someone?” Like a hallucination, therapist, or a guy?

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I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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“Stand up for yourself!” Girl, I have low iron.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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Love how Batman: The Animated Series seems to take place in the 40s and the 50s and the 70s and the 90s all at once.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

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Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

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It’s been so long since I had sex last, went jogging in flip flops just to remember the sound.

Just landed via YouTube:

Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

Making waves on Discord:

In case of a disaster, women and children are being evacuated first so men can think about a solution in peace.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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But he was so nice on the prison phone calls.

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When a girl is done with you, she talks to you like she’s in HR or something.

You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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