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When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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A camel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Hey, you can’t bring your own drinks in here!”

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.