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The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

The first 7 days of the week aren’t for me.

Commentary:
"Who knew Mondays could have such a long extension, right? 🙃 Maybe we should petition to shorten the first 7 days of the week to just 1 day – the elusive 'Fri-monsun'! 😂 #weekendwarrior"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged days, humor, me, procrastination, rest, week, weekend on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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