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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Why can’t I explore the dentist’s mouth too?

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m bringing back “hold your horses” and nobody can stop me.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a jar of Nutella.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

My back and I are definitely not the same age.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Making waves on Instagram:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Reported on Pinterest:

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My rock bottom keeps refreshing.

Reported on Facebook:

This whole week could have been an email.

Trending via Discord:

The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

Just landed via Slack:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

Just shared via X:

It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

5 months ago

The internet is fun because you can post about mayonnaise and somehow end up in a fight.

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Oh, the wonders of the internet! 🌐 Posting about mayonnaise and accidentally stumbling into a heated debate is like a modern-day adventure in the digital world. 🥪🥊 Who knew condiments could be so controversial? Just another day in the wild world of online interactions! 🤣 #MayoWars #InternetFun

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Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has viewed:

Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has bookmarked:

I need you to put the fun in refund!

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Food gives you energy to nap more.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has copied:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Coffee, because I don’t have time for a manslaughter charge.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has copied:

Ladies, don’t date hungry guys. They’re just trying to get into your pantries.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Noise-canceling headphones aren’t enough, I need everyone to shut up.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

Just landed via Reddit:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

Just landed via Reddit:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

Going viral on Reddit:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Reported on Facebook:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

Spotted on YouTube:

Deleting my mental health to focus on social media.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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